IUC World Exclusive: Fidel Castro admits he slept with “at least 35,000″ women; aide says the former Cuban leaders’ net worth is almost a billion

Posted on September 15th, 2008 by HisHighness in His Highness Hollywood, IUC:Politics, IUC:Sex

Fidel Castro slep with over 35,000 women according to aide
For the first time since the Kennedy administration an incoming U.S. President won’t have Fidel Castro to spar with. Its all part of a documentary I’m directing to be released next year. A former Castro close friend and Cuban official now living in Canada confides to IUC how Cuba’s dying President kept going all these years. “Simple”, he said. “He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades – one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast. The man is a lion in bed. He has an insatiable appetite for women. I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as President.” When asked how many different women lovers in all the legendary Castro had the former Cuban official replied “at least 35,000″. He said that’s the number the Castro himself told him some nine years ago.
“It’s probably past 50,000 now. I should know cause I know Fidel well. He’s probably the only man breathing to have slept with that many women.” The former official who agreed speak on record said Castro’s security would comb the beaches of Havana each day recruiting the hottest women for their leader. “Fidel loves young, young beautiful girls,” Ramon Lopez said. “Some of the girls he slept with were young, so very young, young enough to be his granddaughter.” Btw, Ramon showed IUC several photos of him with Castro. He was close to Castro for more than three decades. He added that Castro is one of the richest men in the world. “While everyone in Cuba is scrounging for bread and water Fidel’s bank account is worth almost a billion dollars,” Ramon said. “It’s disgusting. Just cause he dressed in the same army outfit all the time everyone thought he was one of the people. It’s false. Fidel is to Latin America what Bill Gates is to the U.S. – he’s loaded. The only difference there is that Bill Gates actually gives his money to charity. Fidel does not. He wouldn’t give you a dime if he’d see you dying in his own driveway.”
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  1. Scott Rose said on September 16th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    Hay que entender que Fidel . . .. siempre, como decir . . . fidel a su revolucion . . . . hasta cuando estuvo en la cama, recibiendo mamadas de aquellas . . . er . . . como decir . . . puta perras de callejon . . . . hablaba de la necessidad de proteger La Cuba contra el re-sucio imperialismo yanqui!

  2. morross said on September 16th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    I can’t believe that he paid 35,000 women $28,571 to sleep with each of them and then steal the money back to make that billion.

  3. B David Ferrel said on September 16th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Slept with at least 35,000 women, huh? That’s quite different than saying “Castro AROUSED at least 35,000 women” throughout his life. It’s just a stretch to imagine him as anything close to a “charmer”! A BULLY, “Fo’ Sho!” — but nowhere close to a charmer…

  4. Brady Sullivan said on September 17th, 2008 at 2:13 am

    35,000 women? Sure, some of them must have been gorgeous, but when you’re delving that deep into the populace, there must have been a point when he was rolling in the hay with a “bay of pigs.” That’s some historical humor people.

    It’s not too surprising that after all these years Fidel has built up a fortune. Do you know how much money you save by wearing the same army fatigues everyday and never shaving? If the unkempt dictator look was hot here in the states Gillette would be out of business and all our pockets would be lined with some extra cash.

  5. Dick Bartell said on September 17th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Look out Wilt! You just got dunked on by a 6′ Cuban who can only go LEFT. When Fidel’s aid asks him what he feels like wearing he says…”I don’t know,I just feel so FATIGUED. Rumor has it his illness came on only after a secret conversion to Islam promised him infinite virgins in death. I understand there was scene cut from “Beach Blanket Bingo”. Yeah…Castro’s henchmen,led by Eric Von Zipper, nab Annette for a romp in the preverbial hay. As they show Annette leaving Fidel’s room you her him say…”NOW THAT’S ITALIAN”. Well it won’t belong before Mr Lopez profits from the dick-tators efforts when he posts the videos on You-Tube.
    Well as my sainted mother once said…”Pick that shit up!” LATER!!!

  6. T. Sherrell said on September 17th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Fidel slept with 35,000 women during his reign, but were they all voluntary. “Some of them so very, very young, young enough to be his granddaughter” … how sickening, who wants to sleep with Gramps, especially one who wears the same tired fatigue day in and day out, plus the dirty old man is CHEAP, meaning you better have dinner before you come to lay beside him!! Yeah sure they were all lining up to be the next concubine.

    Great!!! More world news we could use! Did you hear that little girls, stay pretty and when you’re 18 you may be lucky enough to sleep with the dirty old man we proudly call our President!!! Yippee!!

  7. Andrew Pelberg said on September 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Apparently Castro propositioned his blond friend followed by awkward silence. Although, all was forgotten after an even more awkward winking exchange.

  8. Eileen Montagnino said on September 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    If the 35,000 women comment is close to having any merit, then hats off To Fidel! Political partisanship aside, for my money, if the man can run a country and manage to enjoy his side moments with the opposite sex in such grand fashion, then what’s to criticize? This brings to focus a double standard in politics…if the same comment were made by a U.S. political leader, no doubt the American public’s puritanical social conscience would be highly offended, gasping in shock at the scandal. The leader of Cuba? Probably chuckles or tsks tsks at best from our still-Victorian minded U.S. society. Food for thought? :)

  9. Tinamarie11 said on September 19th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    DICKtatorship has its priviledges.

  10. Alicia Butler said on September 19th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Fidel Castro stealing the mojo of young girls all over Cuba to gain true immortality and everlasting youth? And to think the United States government has been camped out in Guantanemo for the good part of 50 years trying to find out his secret formula when all they needed was a young girl for lunch and dinner. Look out, Bob Barker! You’re not the only girl-snatching senior citizen in North America, now. We know your secret!

  11. samit said on September 20th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    he has done very hard labour on his bed,shit if he do it for his nation,may be cuba wud be a heaven for the earth

  12. seasoblue said on September 23rd, 2008 at 2:23 am

    So powerful?! It’s not believed.

  13. Joe Pickell said on October 12th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Step aside Gene Simmons, I hear Fidel plays the bass too. I always thought Gene Simmons was an under achiever, and KISS needs a new gimmick anyway. Cod pieces and make-up are so 70’s, while army fatigues and bushy beards are immortal.

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  18. d.layani said on December 18th, 2009 at 4:28 am

    let’s face it.he had absolutely no feelings for these women and probably just pushed their heads down on his d–k or sodomized them….he sounds like a rapist actually.an evil man.

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