Kate Moss supermodel replacement caught Sniffing

Posted on September 14th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Fashion

Alice Dellal loves to ski on white powder

It seems the job criteria for Agent Provocateur is simple: you must look like you haven’t eaten a meal since Naomi Campbell was a virgin and you must like the taste of Johnson’s Baby Powder – true runway like powder that is. So who could do a better job than Alice Dellal replacing sniffed out Kate Moss as their covergirl. Recently, she was caught sniffing coke with a friend off the back of a DVD case. A few months ago she was caught sniffing and doing other designer drugs at a party in London’s drugged out haven – Brixton. She’s also reputed to keep many of Sloane Square’s pharmaceutical dealers in business. Keep sniffing Alice – you’ve still got a long way to go to catch Kate and Naomi.

  1. Brady Sullivan said on September 17th, 2008 at 3:08 am

    I hope the DVD they were sniffing off of was an Olsen Twins movie, just to keep everything in the sickly thin, powder friendly circle.

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  2. Bianca Cayetano said on September 18th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Of course Kate Moss’ replacement would be caught sniffing…if she wasn’t, then she wouldn’t exactly be a good replacement now, would she? Apparently Alice in Powderland comes from celebrity/fashion royalty – she may have gotten “how to be a real celeb” lessons from godfather Mick Jagger, not to mention goodie bags containing her favorite powder as a birthday present.

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  3. Roni said on October 19th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Cocaine is not an exclusive fashion model drug, people are sniff’in across the globe, sniff’in, stick’in, puff’in, eat’in, addictions to “fit in” to a world obsessed with such a tightly bound definition of what it means to “fit in” has addictions reigning supreme. People across the globe are dying daily from overdoses, and if not overdosing, then obesity, heart attacks, bleeding out, organ failure, and the list goes on and on.
    Though the Fashion industry has feigned concern for the waifing model look, the reality is that stick skin prevails all of our media advertising and marketing campaigns, not to mention perfect skin, nails, hair, clothes……..It’s enough to send anyone to sniff’in the white stuff off a dvd cover…….If there’s such concern then DO something about it, instead of making fun of it. Why hasn’t Alice’s manager, agent, or those hiring her said or done anything? “Cuz hahney, that’s show biz, and a buck is a buck…..as long as we can cover ya up and make ya look good enough to sell our products, why the hell should we care if yar dead tomorrow!!! There are a million Kate Moss’ out there…..no worries, a new one will show up – oops, did I say “will”, hahney, they’re lining up around the block!!!

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  4. Madeline Barbara said on October 21st, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    I think it’s really sad that models, in their quest for fame, money, etc. are required to be thin and look like little girls. Which says more about our society than the models. The fact that (mostly) men are turned on by these skinny little girl/women is pretty scarey to me. On the other side, there’s the Victoria Secret models who are basically soft core porn. It seems that women, especially in this country, have to be so concerned about their bodies. Also, that these models make SO MUCH money, it must be hard not to be tempted by so many things like drugs, alcohol and the need to be “perfect” in whatever sick way, be it stick thin girl/women or the soft core porn beauty way. Since most women in this country wear size 12-14, we have most women always unhappy with how they look. This to me is far more important than models who do drugs. MODELS REBEL!!!!! Take your lives back… and give us REAL women a break, or at least give us the chance to be airbrushed.

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  5. Katie Campanella said on November 10th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Crack is the new black, and Kate Moss-replacement model Alice Dellal is walking, talking, sniffing proof. Now as for doing designer drugs at a party, is there really anything we can say to this? I mean it is Kate Moss, we can’t possibly expect her to get caught taking Walmart brand drugs, now can we? Dressed in a baggy white shirt, and torn blue jeans, Dellal’s juvenile look better suits the role of covergirl for J14, or Tiger Beat magazine. I give this outfit a mere one sniff out of five, although the workboots are a fabulous addition to her already stunning outfit. Santa Claus has probably not seen anywhere close to the amount of white powder that this girl has. Looks like little Miss Dellal remains on the naughty list and won’t be getting anything more than coal in her stocking again this year. Keep truckin’ Alice, maybe one day you’ll be among the infamous powderpuff girls, and I by no means am speaking of the cute little triplets on the Cartoon Network that you watch after naptime.

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  6. Erin Hershberg said on November 10th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    If Alice Dellal was caught in McDonald’s chowing down on a Big Mac, supersize fries, and a chocolate milkshake then the media would have something to report. But as it stands in the modeling world, the only controversial aspect about Alice Dellal, a friend, and a little white powder is the fact that they were snorting off something as unfashionable as a DVD case. Helloooo, ever heard of downloading, or a mirrored compact for that matter?

    As long as there are skinny models there will be cocaine, designer drugs and people who “feel sorry” for these models because they have to do drugs to stay that skinny. Let’s face it, if the regular “Joe-plumber” had to look at Alice Dellal (or any model) as naturally skinny, the world would be that much more difficult to live in. Don’t think of Dellal as a Kate Moss replacement, let her to do her drugs for the good of mankind and make her the new millennium’s martyr. I vote for coked-out Alice Dellal as Joan of Arc, 2008.

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  7. Anaely Acevedo said on November 19th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    Hi there. I think you could also make more of it through a bigger exposure about \”Kate Moss supermodel replacement caught Sniffing\”. Perhaps you can have some chocolate girls clothing.

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  8. Lillah said on July 27th, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    This model does not look like Kate Moss she looks like a transvestite looking for some crack and then heading to a homeless shelter afterward. Pitiful!

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