Comments on: IUC Exclusive: Looks like Scarlett and Ryan are Finito http://ianundercover.com/2008/09/14/iuc-exclusive-looks-like-scarlett-and-ryan-are-finito/ Pop Culture News and Views by Journalist Ian Halperin Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:46:12 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Arye Michael Bender http://ianundercover.com/2008/09/14/iuc-exclusive-looks-like-scarlett-and-ryan-are-finito/comment-page-1/#comment-46 Arye Michael Bender Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:15:57 +0000 http://ianundercover.com/blog/2008/09/14/iuc-exclusive-looks-like-scarlett-and-ryan-are-finito/#comment-46 Oh Sara. Sara Palin. You're so hot, in an ice cold sorta way. Two weeks ago I didn't know you existed, and now your hot soccer mom bod calls to me from every page on the net. Dump that lilly-livered man of yours. I'll show you how a real man can face the heat of investigation. And even though I'm Jewish, divorced from an African-American woman, and am redder than a Chinese flag, I deeply yearn to be accepted by a red-neck, trailer trash woman like you. You can be my guilty pleasure. If you'll have me. Please!!! I promise I'll melt your Alaskan ice. Come to me Sara. Oh Sara. Sara Palin. You’re so hot, in an ice cold sorta way. Two weeks ago I didn’t know you existed, and now your hot soccer mom bod calls to me from every page on the net. Dump that lilly-livered man of yours. I’ll show you how a real man can face the heat of investigation. And even though I’m Jewish, divorced from an African-American woman, and am redder than a Chinese flag, I deeply yearn to be accepted by a red-neck, trailer trash woman like you. You can be my guilty pleasure. If you’ll have me. Please!!!

I promise I’ll melt your Alaskan ice. Come to me Sara.

]]> By: Deep Dish http://ianundercover.com/2008/09/14/iuc-exclusive-looks-like-scarlett-and-ryan-are-finito/comment-page-1/#comment-45 Deep Dish Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:52:03 +0000 http://ianundercover.com/blog/2008/09/14/iuc-exclusive-looks-like-scarlett-and-ryan-are-finito/#comment-45 Oh, Scarlett, no! You dumped major hottie Ryan Reynolds because your schedules are too conflicting? I've never heard of such a ridiculous reason for breaking up with a stud muffin. But at least now Mr. Reynolds' prime beefcake is back on the market. If only I was single . . . Oh, Scarlett, no! You dumped major hottie Ryan Reynolds because your schedules are too conflicting? I’ve never heard of such a ridiculous reason for breaking up with a stud muffin. But at least now Mr. Reynolds’ prime beefcake is back on the market. If only I was single . . .

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