IUC Exclusive: Looks like Scarlett and Ryan are Finito

Posted on September 14th, 2008 by HisHighness in His Highness Hollywood, IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

Scarlett has the best rack in Tinseltown
Sultry, salty actor, wannabe singer and last of the real cleavage boob club goers Scarlett Johansson recently had a big bust up with Hollywood playboy and Alanis’s ex squeeze, Ryan Reynolds. Apparently, Scarlett finds their busy schedules too conflicting and is worried what will happen if they have children. The two apparently are trying to figure out if they’re compatible in order to be lifelong soulmates. Recently, they delayed their wedding using the upcoming U.S. election as an excuse. But IUC has learned there’s much more to it than delaying it in order to get Obama’s butt into the White House. Developing…

  1. Deep Dish said on September 17th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Oh, Scarlett, no! You dumped major hottie Ryan Reynolds because your schedules are too conflicting? I’ve never heard of such a ridiculous reason for breaking up with a stud muffin. But at least now Mr. Reynolds’ prime beefcake is back on the market. If only I was single . . .

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  2. Arye Michael Bender said on September 19th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Oh Sara. Sara Palin. You’re so hot, in an ice cold sorta way. Two weeks ago I didn’t know you existed, and now your hot soccer mom bod calls to me from every page on the net. Dump that lilly-livered man of yours. I’ll show you how a real man can face the heat of investigation. And even though I’m Jewish, divorced from an African-American woman, and am redder than a Chinese flag, I deeply yearn to be accepted by a red-neck, trailer trash woman like you. You can be my guilty pleasure. If you’ll have me. Please!!!

    I promise I’ll melt your Alaskan ice. Come to me Sara.

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