IUC Poll: Americans Know Zero About Upcoming Canadian Election; Many think Celine Dion is Canada’s First In Command

Posted on September 11th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Bits

A lot of American think pop star Celine Dion is Canada’s leader
IUCs roving street reporter “Joe Go” stopped more than two hundred people in Times Square today. Noone knew there was an upcoming Canadian election. Furthermore, noone knew who the Prime Minister of Canada is. “I think it’s that guy Trudeau (Pierre, who died in 2000), is he still around?” said Danny Thacker, a software engineer from St. Louis. When “Joe Go” informed people that the opposition leader is Stephane Dion one said “I saw her in Vegas a couple years ago”. Another said “I loved her in Titanic”. Rachel from Santa Fe said “isn’t it Celine Dion, and isn’t she the President of Canada?” Btw, Canada’s Prime Minister is Stephen Harper – he better hire a good publicist soon!
Conservative Stephen Harper is Canada’s Prime Minister<

  1. Tanya-From-Florida said on September 11th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    Hey Ian, I read your last book about Celine and Rene — which was quite amazing — but do you have any more hot info so that you can write a sequel?? It’s about time we had an update real true in-depth report about Celine and her new life!!! We need some more hot juicy gossip!!! BTW, isn’t that Celine’s mom in the background?? I heard she was naked in the hot tub with Celine the day before Celine’s big wedding in Montreal!! Let us know!!
    xoxo Tanya-From-Florida

  2. Bum Bag : said on October 31st, 2010 at 5:51 am

    Celine Dion is got to be the best singer, she has a very sweet warm voice “”

  3. Inking Stamp %0A said on November 24th, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    celine dion will always be one of the best singer, she has the unique sounding voice .”"

  4. no rx Flagyl online buy said on May 22nd, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Good luck getting people behind this one. Though you make some VERY fascinating points, youre going to have to do more than bring up a few things that may be different than what weve already heard. What are trying to say here? What do you want us to think? It seems like you cant really get behind a unique thought. Anyway, thats just my opinion.


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