IUC World Exclusive: You heard it here first!! Yankees Plan major Overhaul – Giambi, Rodriguez and Pettitte To Get Sacked!! Here comes Manny!!
IUC has learned that the erratic NY Yankees ownership, now headed by George Steinbrenner’s clueless son Hank, have decided not to renew the contracts of slugger Jason “Steroids Been Very, Very Good to Me” Giambi, washed up catcher Pudge Rodriguez and HGH Clemens traitor Andy Pettitte (bravo Andy!!!). This will free up enough dough and salary cap to sign free agent Dominican Rastaman Manny Ramirez. What a way to usher in new Yankee Stadium. IUC prediction – Manny clouts first dinger in new park, immediately demands his own candy bar just like The Babe and Reggie.