IUC Exclusive: Conrad Black’s huge ego pisses of fellow inmates; but Lordy’s got an “adorable Booty”

Posted on September 10th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Exclusive

Conrad Black Behind Bars
A disgruntled inmate at the Florida prison where fraudster Conrad Black is spending the next 6 plus years accused the disgraced media baron of having an ego “bigger than Hurricane Gustav”. And he told IUC if Black does not tone it down he could get his “adorable booty” kicked.
“He pretends to listen to everyone but then spends the rest of the conversation talking about how great he is,” the person said. “How dare him compare himself to Ghandi and other great leaders. He’s not even a Dan Quayle. In my book the man is a petty criminal who got off easy cause he probably bribed the judge. One thing I do give him credit for is having one of the cutest butts I’ve seen around here in a long time. He’s got a Black butt, pardon the pun.”
Recently Black said “if saintly men like Gandhi could choose to clean latrines, and Thomas More could voluntarily wear a hair shirt, this experience won’t kill me.” Wonder how Lloyd Bentsen would respond to this if he were alive.

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