IUC Exclusive: Nicolette Sheridan and Jennifer Aniston to get hitched? All Cause of Leif Garrett

Posted on September 4th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

A mutual friend of these failed at men stars has revealed to IUC that she wants to hook them up – romantically. “They’re both miserable cause of all their heartbreak,” the friend said. “In fact it seems both Jennifer and Nicole now hate men. They don’t want to get burned again.”
Both of these divas are just plain unlucky, cursed or terrible in the sack. Man after man cheats on Jennifer, including Brad Pitt, Adam Duritz, Tate Donovan and John Mayer. Mayer did the deed at least three times; with a cocktail waitress, groupie and personal assistant. Even worse, Aniston is reported to have put Mayer off women for good. Rumor has it that he’s involved with Fallout Boy bassist Peter Wentz. It’s time for her to go the other way and hook up with a chick. Finally, this could give her the chance to get as much p.r. as Brangelina.
As for Nicolette, she once said the last time a man really pleased her was 70s heartthrob and current coked out inmate Leif Garrett. BTW, Garrett’s last zillionth attempt at a comeback was his 2004 CD gem “Betty Ford For Xmas”. (Remember that one?) Recently, she called off her engagement again to Michael “HasBeen” Bolton. Apparently, Nicolette loves the ladies and it knocked the remaining hairs off Bolton’s notorious “me, myself and I” head. Bolton has long reported to be gay but like many other male stars he refuses to come out.
I hope the friend can make this happen. Oh yeah, and let me be the first to give them a nickname: Nicofer

Leif Garrett and Nicolette Sheridan

Leif Garrett and Nicolette

Leif Garrett’s Mugshot

Leif Garrett Mugshot

  1. Dawn said on September 6th, 2008 at 12:54 am

    Wow, Leif really has aged well. Like a fine cheese, he just keeps getting moldier. I can’t see Jennifer going gay, though it’s not a bad idea. It did wonders for Lindsay Lohan.

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  2. Shemp Epps said on February 3rd, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Manne, dat leaf dude got no hair. He a bald ike a Kojak type manne. What a loser manne.

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  3. Tom Scrotem said on February 3rd, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    Cut him some slack Shemp. Dude did you see the scabs on his forehead in that mug shot? Does he have siphilis or a cancer? Gross man, really gross.

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  4. Kate said on February 3rd, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    Is this a joke?

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  5. atunionbob said on February 4th, 2010 at 8:43 am

    Man scabs like that are on faces of people who take meth, coke, horse, etc casue they cant keep from falling down, or getting into fights over the drugs. That and they look twenty years older then they really are. Stupid monkeys….Stupid junkies.

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  6. Rick Asspimples said on February 4th, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    I think the scabs are probably from him picking some huge assed Zitt or possibly he is infected with scabies. My aunt said that homeless shitbaggs often have scabs like this.

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  7. Joe American said on February 6th, 2010 at 12:21 am

    What a knob!!

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  8. julie said on March 1st, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    i was so upset to see leif looking like this, what a terrible shame. he was the most handsome man i have ever seen and have always loved him….and always will. hope he sorts himself out.

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  9. jules said on March 1st, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    aw its really upsetting to see leif like this. he was sooooo handsome, my all time perfect man. whats happened? im shocked

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  10. jules said on March 1st, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    @Joe American:
    well yeah its easy to say that, but this happens to people who have been big stars and then loose it all. leif needs support and to get clean, and return to his old handsome self,,,,its not too late!

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  11. Jeff said on March 3rd, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Jesus Fookin Christ people. Hes done man. My god he has wrecked himself. I was sure he was a god once. Back in the 70’s I would have sucked his ass for free. Now it would cost him a pretty penny.

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  12. Tim said on April 1st, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    You people need tom learn some love and tolerance. Leif was a good if not great man once. His scabs are probably the result of shaving accident and nothing more. The jerk who called him bald is just wwrong. He has a healthy mane And the queef who said he would suck his ass for free…well thats just plain depraved.

    Love ya Leif
    Your no 1 fan,
    Timmy

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  13. Eric Testicle said on April 12th, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    Stuff a sock in it Timmy. Im sick of seeing idiots like you post here. Get lost and take Jules with you.

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  14. Ronnie said on April 20th, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Somehow surfed here while researching 70s teen idols. Lively discussion here for sure.

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  15. Billy said on July 4th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    You watch you moufe Jeff. You behaviors not tolerated here man.

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  16. Harry said on July 14th, 2010 at 3:48 am

    hmm…can someone delete all of these posts? eif doesnt deserve this.

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  17. Bob Funghes said on August 6th, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    To deete these posts woud be an american tragedy man

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  18. Nebbie Gneghimone said on August 31st, 2010 at 2:13 am

    Ronnie,

    You type mennes not liked on here. Moves on asswipe. This site for Leif Luvvers only.

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  19. Shan Jasinski said on September 12th, 2010 at 3:00 am

    Jennifer Aniston is a wonderful woman and deserves happiness and the achievement she already has and more.

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  20. Scabarian said on September 22nd, 2010 at 7:51 am

    @Shan Jasinski:

    What does this have to do with the Leif discussion. Beat it rummy!

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  21. TimmTerdbergler said on November 25th, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    What…I just Googled my man Leif and found this site. I laughed for 20 minutes straight.

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  22. Zapruddar Hamilton said on November 6th, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    Whoa…Leif loogs like a form os Methead or possible abscesspimpler. Way to go man…Nice one pimpled

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  23. Hot controversy said on April 25th, 2015 at 10:27 pm

    OK

    Time Out

    This attack on a solid human type person Leif Garrett must end. He is a hot prospect American Luvver man and no pimples or carbuncle will prevent that!

    Reply
  24. Ilove poodles said on December 20th, 2015 at 1:59 am

    @Hot controversy:
    @Hot controversy:
    What in gods name is this conversation about. Strange is putting it mildly

    Reply

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